Neck Vein! Standing in the middle of my small office, swearing vigorously and attempting to communicate my frustration to my minions, my step-brother seems to be rapt with my rant when suddenly he points out that I have an enormous throbbing neck vein that is jerking and jiving like a thousand Mexican jumping beans embedded under my skin. Then the other boys chime in that it's all they can look at - just like that little piece of glitter or hairy mole that someone has on his face. Dammit, Man! I'm trying to be in charge here and you are spectating the gyrations of my blugy vascularity.
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2 comments:
assuredly. and certainly indicative of low body fat at least in the neckular region.
Actually, I have been looking at that for 12 years.... it scares me a little and sometimes I talk to it when you are ranting.... me and a couple of your other friends named it..... we call it Wayne the Vein. We all think it may be sentient.... tg
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